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Jessica Safron:

--- Quote from: Adam Dravian on January 24, 2015, 01:02:37 AM ---warning: if you're not familiar with Sonichu, clicking on that link could lead you down a very long and insane rabbit hole).

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It's true. Adam accidentally became an expert on the entire life of Christian Weston Chandler.


--- Quote from: Adam Dravian on January 24, 2015, 01:02:37 AM ---The true story behind that Jessica picture is this: I was putting Jessica to sleep (since her shifts have been starting at around 4am she goes to bed waaaaay before me), and she was adamant that I use her stupid touch screen phone to draw a picture of her before I left. I pretty much hate using any kind of touch screen device to navigate, let alone draw, so I drew that picture of her in mild frustrated annoyance just to placate her.

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The true true story is that I'd just had an MRI and was on Xanax for the first time (to treat my severe phobia of hypodermic syringes) and was still feeling a little dumb. The CT scan that helped diagnose my pancreatitis also showed some tiny lesion on my liver. They've determined from the MRI that I have what appears to be a non-cancerous growth, and said I should get an ultrasound in three months to make sure it isn't growing.

So for the MRI, I was given headphones and had my pick of music, just like the assisted suicide service in Soylent Green. My conversation with the radiologists went like this:


--- Quote ---Xanaxy-Me: .....How about..... Slayer?

Radiologist #1: Sure, we could do that!

Xanax: Wait.... How about... 80s Slayer? Wait, probably too specific. ....How about..... Danzig?"

Radiologist #2 pops in from somewhere: Lamb of God?

Xanax: Ugh! No way!

Radiologist #1: Don't you want something to keep you calm?

Xanax: Eh, I thought Slayer might make me feel powerful. Just do classical, I guess.
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Rijst:
Wasn't the Xanax supposed to calm you down already? So what did you listen to in the end?

Michigander1911:

--- Quote from: Rijst on January 26, 2015, 11:34:17 AM ---Wasn't the Xanax supposed to calm you down already? So what did you listen to in the end?

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Yeah I kinda want to know now too.   

That had to be the 1st time anyone has requested Slayer for an MRI.  Reign In Blood would have been an appropriate choice I think. 

Rijst:
She went for classic instead, the 4th movement of Dvorak's 9th symphony..

Adam Dravian:
Jessica told me she intends to respond to this, someday. But yeah, Rijst is right. She settled for classical. Which, is actually what she said in her story. Come on guys, work on that reading comprehension. ;)

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