Satan Ninja 198X

Forum => Discuss Blog Entries => Topic started by: Adam Dravian on June 02, 2016, 08:51:17 PM

Title: Movie: Teen Witch [1989]
Post by: Adam Dravian on June 02, 2016, 08:51:17 PM
Read it here! (https://satanninja.com/blog/2016/06/movie-teen-witch-1989)
Title: Re: Movie: Teen Witch [1989]
Post by: Michigander1911 on June 02, 2016, 09:26:26 PM
This sounds pretty awful but I'm sure I'd watch it on a cold day if I was sick or hung over.   

Just looking at some of Cindy's recent pics on google there is no way she is only 40 lol,  It does seem as though she has a decent career still though as a Grammy voter and what not.
Title: Re: Movie: Teen Witch [1989]
Post by: Adam Dravian on June 02, 2016, 09:43:48 PM
Quote from: Michigander1911 on June 02, 2016, 09:26:26 PM
This sounds pretty awful but I'm sure I'd watch it on a cold day if I was sick or hung over.

Oh, it's totally watchable. Terrible, but very watchable.
Title: Re: Movie: Teen Witch [1989]
Post by: Rae on June 02, 2016, 10:10:21 PM
Man, those rhymes, can't top that. Most strangely ridgedly choreographed rap-off of all time too.
Title: Re: Movie: Teen Witch [1989]
Post by: Adam Dravian on June 02, 2016, 10:23:02 PM
Quote from: Rae on June 02, 2016, 10:10:21 PM
Man, those rhymes, can't top that. Most strangely ridgedly choreographed rap-off of all time too.

The part that gets me every time is the very end where the hat girl walks back to her bike, then turns around and says a final, "Top That." So fucking cringy. I love it.
Title: Re: Movie: Teen Witch [1989]
Post by: Gregg Samsa on June 03, 2016, 08:23:24 AM
Quote from: Adam Dravian on June 02, 2016, 10:23:02 PM
Quote from: Rae on June 02, 2016, 10:10:21 PM
Man, those rhymes, can't top that. Most strangely ridgedly choreographed rap-off of all time too.

The part that gets me every time is the very end where the hat girl walks back to her bike, then turns around and says a final, "Top That." So fucking cringy. I love it.

It's way worse just a moment earlier where the guy in the pink shirt/vest swings around and crosses his arms (looking more like he's about to caress himself instead of striking a remotely believable hip hop pose) and the guy in the aqua shirt is just a half second off on his choreography and is still looking at the other actor for his cue.
Title: Re: Movie: Teen Witch [1989]
Post by: Rijst on June 18, 2016, 07:44:55 AM
It's the bare shoulder on hip dude that does it for me, was this ever a sexy look on men?
Title: Re: Movie: Teen Witch [1989]
Post by: Adam Dravian on June 19, 2016, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Rijst on June 18, 2016, 07:44:55 AM
It's the bare shoulder on hip dude that does it for me, was this ever a sexy look on men?

Silly Science Dude, it's not about being sexy, it's about being funky. I mean, did you see how funky he was?
Title: Re: Movie: Teen Witch [1989]
Post by: Rijst on June 20, 2016, 03:28:14 AM
Quote from: Adam Dravian on June 19, 2016, 10:09:01 PM
Quote from: Rijst on June 18, 2016, 07:44:55 AM
It's the bare shoulder on hip dude that does it for me, was this ever a sexy look on men?

Silly Science Dude, it's not about being sexy, it's about being funky. I mean, did you see how funky he was?

Anyone who dances in the street with his mates just for the sake of it is funky in my book..