Satan Ninja 198X
Forum => Discuss Blog Entries => Topic started by: Jessica Safron on September 03, 2014, 11:20:13 AM
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Read Adam's blog post here. (https://satanninja.com/blog/2014/09/our-first-satan-ninja-review-and-driller-1984/)
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Okay first off I got excited because Jess posted the blog, I was hoping she wrote this one. That being said it is still very cool.
Congrats on the review. It is well written and hypes your creation accurately.
As for the porn review, I am at work right now so later on tonight I will sit down and try to get through some horrible 80's pornographic cinema. Until then I will anticipate it being extremely bad (I mean it's 80's porn, no matter what the premise is it's not going to be good)
Can't wait for the early release page. Good luck at the convention.
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I did just watch that video, and I'm almost speechless. I'm trying to decide if that guy was uglier before or after his 'transformation'. That sex scene just made me laugh really really hard. A rotating penis? I guess that's why they call him the driller eh? Terrible..
About the review, good stuff! He's right, people should be reading this right now.
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Fucking congrats on your first published acclaim.
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As for the porn review, I am at work right now so later on tonight I will sit down and try to get through some horrible 80's pornographic cinema. Until then I will anticipate it being extremely bad (I mean it's 80's porn, no matter what the premise is it's not going to be good)
It's not hard to get through. The video is only a couple minutes long. And it's amazing.
And now, just to prove you wrong, I suppose I'll have to embark on a quest to find an 80's porn that's good.
I did just watch that video, and I'm almost speechless. I'm trying to decide if that guy was uglier before or after his 'transformation'. That sex scene just made me laugh really really hard. A rotating penis? I guess that's why they call him the driller eh? Terrible..
The chicks dig rotating cocks, man. Learn to pull that off and you'll lead a sexual conquest all across Europe. They'll call you Napoleon, uh, Bonerparty. Hell yeah.
Fucking congrats on your first published acclaim.
Thanks, Rape_expert!
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It's not hard to get through. The video is only a couple minutes long. And it's amazing.
And now, just to prove you wrong, I suppose I'll have to embark on a quest to find an 80's porn that's good.
Well I forgot to watch last night. I'll have to remember tonight. As for your quest that may be a long and grueling journey filled with overgrown bush and bad acting. It will also probably contain 4 track lines through it from the old VHS.
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As for your quest that may be a long and grueling journey filled with overgrown bush and bad acting. It will also probably contain 4 track lines through it from the old VHS.
It's the overgrown bush that I find most daunting. ::shudder::
Thankfully, trimming was starting to become in-vogue by the late-80s, so that gives us an excuse to not have the babes in our comic be au natural.
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The chicks dig rotating cocks, man. Learn to pull that off and you'll lead a sexual conquest all across Europe. They'll call you Napoleon, uh, Bonerparty. Hell yeah.
Or Alexander the great rotator, since Alexander is my middle name.
I tried rotating it but I can't get beyond swaffling (http://www.urbandictionary.com/thesaurus.php?term=swaffling) and that's a common enough skill I think..
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I tried rotating it but I can't get beyond swaffling (http://www.urbandictionary.com/thesaurus.php?term=swaffling) and that's a common enough skill I think..
Haha. Nice to know that my favorite bedroom special maneuver has a name.
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I tried rotating it but I can't get beyond swaffling (http://www.urbandictionary.com/thesaurus.php?term=swaffling) and that's a common enough skill I think..
Haha. Nice to know that my favorite bedroom special maneuver has a name.
I do everything at maximum intensity.
I'd hate to be your neighbour..
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I'd hate to be your neighbour..
8)