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Hottest Fan Art in the Universe
« on: July 28, 2015, 10:20:18 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2015, 06:13:30 AM »
Well I'm starting to get used to Jess blogging now. I like it.

So I listened to the segment about the fan art, it's very cool that they gave a shout out to Satan Ninja. 

I'm so ready to start seeing issue 3.  Enough fan art, S.N. only....lol nah I'm not that demanding. 
Sonny Crockett: Man, it's so hot you could fry an egg on my face.  Det. Ricardo Tubbs: Hope I never get that hungry.

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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2015, 04:48:44 PM »
Good stuff, I was listening to the podcast at work and it was very good. Quite funny that Dick didn't know about Maddox's drawing haha, brilliant email conversation!
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2015, 05:46:12 PM »
Well I'm starting to get used to Jess blogging now. I like it.

Don't get too used to it. Unfortunately, Jessica's a super slowpoke when it comes to writing, and of course that's time she could be spending on art. Now that my work schedule seems to have slowed down, I'll be resuming blogging duties.

Good stuff, I was listening to the podcast at work and it was very good. Quite funny that Dick didn't know about Maddox's drawing haha, brilliant email conversation!

You know, there can't be too many shows which are happy to receive, praise, and display fan art of the hosts shooting cum and getting brutalized. Awesome. And I think that might be the first time Jessica's drawn detailed, full-color cocks. What a watershed moment!

Speaking of first-time jerk off fantasies, if she were to illustrate mine, it'd be psychedelic as fuck. I first jerked it too scrambled porn. It was either the Spice Channel, or some pseudo-porn on Cinemax.

For those who don't know what I'm talking about, back in the '90s, premium channels would be "scrambled" on your TV unless you paid for them. Here's an example of what a scrambled channel was like. You could hear the channel perfectly fine, and you could usually kind of make out what was happening on screen, but the image would be all warped with fucked up colors. So you'd occasionally be able to spot a bouncing green tit or whatever. And every once in a great while the stars would align, and you'd actually get a totally clear image for a glorious second or two of jerk-off bliss.

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2015, 07:15:39 PM »
For those who don't know what I'm talking about, back in the '90s, premium channels would be "scrambled" on your TV unless you paid for them. Here's an example of what a scrambled channel was like. You could hear the channel perfectly fine, and you could usually kind of make out what was happening on screen, but the image would be all warped with fucked up colors. So you'd occasionally be able to spot a bouncing green tit or whatever. And every once in a great while the stars would align, and you'd actually get a totally clear image for a glorious second or two of jerk-off bliss.

Haha at least we had that,  now these lucky kids get the whole damn internet with broadband cable connection.  They don't know how good they have it lol. 
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2015, 07:53:03 PM »
Haha at least we had that,  now these lucky kids get the whole damn internet with broadband cable connection.  They don't know how good they have it lol.

No kidding. But it's probably for the best. If I had access to highspeed Internet and sites like Pornhub when I was fourteen, I probably would have jacked off until my dick was a bloody pulp.

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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2015, 04:18:17 PM »
No kidding. But it's probably for the best. If I had access to highspeed Internet and sites like Pornhub when I was fourteen, I probably would have jacked off until my dick was a bloody pulp.

I guess this would be called manstruation then?

Why not use your imagination rather than that scrambled shit? I mean, I know unexpected boobs can be exciting but this must've taken longer than absolutely necessary..
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2015, 04:44:18 PM »
I guess this would be called manstruation then?

Yes. Gross.

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Why not use your imagination rather than that scrambled shit? I mean, I know unexpected boobs can be exciting but this must've taken longer than absolutely necessary..

Oh, I got a lot of mileage out of my imagination, I assure you. But never underestimate the lengths teenage Adam would go to in order to see boobs. I sat through countless awful films on cable premium channels because the content card before the movie showed that it contained "Nudity".

But anyway, I did have to use my imagination while watching scrambled porn. Like I mentioned before, you could hear the audio just fine, but you couldn't really tell what was going on, so my imagination would fill in the blanks.

Eventually, when I was about fifteen or sixteen, I talked my mom into letting me purchase the Spice Channel for the night (in the US, Spice was the main porn premium channel). I was super pumped, but after watching countless hours of scrambled Spice, seeing the real thing ended up being a total let down. The girls weren't nearly as hot as I made them in my imagination, and to top it off, Spice didn't even show hardcore action.

The movies Spice played were genuine hardcore pornos, so the "actors" were actually going at it, but the Spice version of the movies would only use camera angles that prevented you from seeing any sort of penetration. So, for instance, if a chick was giving a dude head, it'd show a view of her head bobbing from behind, or a reaction shot of the dude's face, or it'd show a closeup of the chick's face, but framed from about the nose up, so you couldn't actually see what her mouth was doing. Totally bogus.

Man, that night was such a letdown.

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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2015, 06:22:19 AM »
That sounds absolutely shit. Beter stick to the scrambled stuff and fill  in the blanks then..
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2015, 10:13:09 AM »
So I listened to the segment about the fan art, it's very cool that they gave a shout out to Satan Ninja.

Yes, I wasn't sure if they were going to mention Satan Ninja. It was very cool of them. It looks like we got a big spike in visitors who actually read the comic. Whenever we post to Reddit, we get a lot of people just clicking the link, then bouncing. Nice to receive lots of traffic from people who are actually curious about checking us out.

Good stuff, I was listening to the podcast at work and it was very good. Quite funny that Dick didn't know about Maddox's drawing haha, brilliant email conversation!

Oh yeah, I was anticipating Dick's reaction to be pretty funny on the show.

Eventually, when I was about fifteen or sixteen, I talked my mom into letting me purchase the Spice Channel for the night[...]

Gah, what a weird topic to bring up with your mom.

And I think that might be the first time Jessica's drawn detailed, full-color cocks. What a watershed moment!

This is quite possible. I've definitely drawn plenty of cock doodles, life drawing gestures, and of course Viper's shadow dong. Very special indeed.

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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2015, 01:11:37 PM »
Eventually, when I was about fifteen or sixteen, I talked my mom into letting me purchase the Spice Channel for the night[...]

Gah, what a weird topic to bring up with your mom.

Yeah, I know it seems weird. My mom was pretty atypical when it came to things related to sex. I know most parents, at least in the US, dread having the "birds and the bees" conversation with their kids (and some never even bother), but my mom seemed genuinely excited about it. When I was about four, she asked me if I knew about sex, and she acted disappointed when I told her that I already did (I had "naughty" neighbor kids that had already filled me in, plus I watched a lot R-rated movies on HBO). She also once bought one of my friends (who was maybe thirteen or fourteen at the time) an issue of Playboy in exchange for him mowing our lawn.

So anyway, when she was leaving me home alone for a weekend, it didn't feel totally strange to ask her if I could order the Spice Channel for a night.
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2015, 12:51:39 PM »
So anyway, when she was leaving me home alone for a weekend, it didn't feel totally strange to ask her if I could order the Spice Channel for a night.

She probably thought to herself "he's going to be so disappointed, Spice Channel is much better when you need to use your imagination"..
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2015, 04:06:27 PM »
She probably thought to herself "he's going to be so disappointed, Spice Channel is much better when you need to use your imagination"..

Totally. It was her plan all along to teach me a valuable life lesson.

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