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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 1 - Video Dreamer - Page 22 - Birthday Dream
« on: October 04, 2014, 11:45:31 AM »
You mean his waist line?
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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 17 - Ninja Commander
« on: October 04, 2014, 11:44:23 AM »
People don't assume classic poses like the one in frame 4 anymore. They used to be quite ubiquitous among bad guys. He actually reminds me of this guy a bit:
He also revealed that their secret lair is in America. I wonder who his brother is though..
He also revealed that their secret lair is in America. I wonder who his brother is though..
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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 1 - Video Dreamer - Page 15 - Viper & Jennifer
« on: October 02, 2014, 04:16:34 AM »
Razor!
I'd almost forgotten about those guys..
I'd almost forgotten about those guys..
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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 1 - Video Dreamer - Page 22 - Birthday Dream
« on: October 02, 2014, 04:06:26 AM »Quote from: Predator: The Musical
Stop shaving you don't have a beard
This is quite well done actually!
Also, the eating adds an extra level of funny fucked-upness.
Yes, yes it does. Especially the nonchalant way he throws it away is spot on..
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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Music Video - Mötley Crüe - Looks That Kill [1983]
« on: September 30, 2014, 05:25:33 AM »I meant to say this earlier, but this may possibly be my favorite forum post.
I'm honored.
I just noticed I'm designated "Rad Ninja" by the forum on account of having posted 100+ messages. Cool! Although it also means I clearly spend too much time procrastinating..
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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Sam's Horrific Tale of Mr. Skull
« on: September 28, 2014, 06:35:11 AM »
This is great, I have no idea what to make of Sam's story but I like where this is going..
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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Music Video - Mötley Crüe - Looks That Kill [1983]
« on: September 26, 2014, 04:15:52 AM »
It obviously has hidden layers too deep for me to understand.
Perhaps we should play it backward, in good satanic tradition, for it to make sense:
Mötley Crüe, using spooky powers, summon the Warrior Babe, who is at first confused and skittish. After she regains her composure she uses her shield to put a pentagram spell on the guitarist, which allows him to play a solo. The Warrior babe then transforms herself into a statue. This allows the babes of fantasy-wasteland to moon-walk/run out of the cage, freeing them.
The take-home message would be that, in order to do good (play guitar solos, free the caged babes) we sometimes need to resort to evil measures (spooky powers, pentagram-shooting). According to Mötley Crüe, the ends justify the means. This was also the viewpoint of Niccolò Machiavelli, whose name was shortened to "Old Nick" and became a synonym for the devil. The video makes much more sense this way.
The question remains why they wanted to transmit this message. It is, after all, not a new one. Perhaps they meant to tell us something about our society. The fantasy wasteland is really the world we're living in, and our rulers frequently resort to questionable measures. This is cool though, as the results can still be good.
How comforting that Mötley Crüe simply tells us it's ok to turn a blind eye to occasional evil, it makes life much easier.
Perhaps we should play it backward, in good satanic tradition, for it to make sense:
Mötley Crüe, using spooky powers, summon the Warrior Babe, who is at first confused and skittish. After she regains her composure she uses her shield to put a pentagram spell on the guitarist, which allows him to play a solo. The Warrior babe then transforms herself into a statue. This allows the babes of fantasy-wasteland to moon-walk/run out of the cage, freeing them.
The take-home message would be that, in order to do good (play guitar solos, free the caged babes) we sometimes need to resort to evil measures (spooky powers, pentagram-shooting). According to Mötley Crüe, the ends justify the means. This was also the viewpoint of Niccolò Machiavelli, whose name was shortened to "Old Nick" and became a synonym for the devil. The video makes much more sense this way.
The question remains why they wanted to transmit this message. It is, after all, not a new one. Perhaps they meant to tell us something about our society. The fantasy wasteland is really the world we're living in, and our rulers frequently resort to questionable measures. This is cool though, as the results can still be good.
How comforting that Mötley Crüe simply tells us it's ok to turn a blind eye to occasional evil, it makes life much easier.
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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Music Video - Mötley Crüe - Looks That Kill [1983]
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:38:40 PM »
When I grow up, I want spiked walls like that in my house too.
In the end, did Mötley Crüe use their spooky powers to kidnap the woman to another dimension for a gang bang?
I know someone who had a hair-metal image going on until recently, including bandana and skinny jeans. It took a long time before I got used to that..
In the end, did Mötley Crüe use their spooky powers to kidnap the woman to another dimension for a gang bang?
I know someone who had a hair-metal image going on until recently, including bandana and skinny jeans. It took a long time before I got used to that..
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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 15 - Psycho Sam Busts In
« on: September 24, 2014, 03:36:28 AM »
Apparently there's a video, which she'll reveal in her attention-diverting show of course.
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/triple-breasted-woman-claims-to-have-actual-video-footage-of-her-surgery
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/triple-breasted-woman-claims-to-have-actual-video-footage-of-her-surgery
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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 15 - Psycho Sam Busts In
« on: September 23, 2014, 03:23:08 AM »I really just meant that more of an 80's culture joke because Eddie I'm sure is not into the christian hair metal band Stryper. Part of my dry sometimes awkward sarcasm
Ah see, I don't know the band and should really have looked them up. My bad, I'm normally quite perceptive of sarcasm.
"Oh no, people might find me weird," said the Pizza Wizard who gave weekly reviews of illustrated tits.
Yeah!
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Speaking of which, namely last week's multibreasted alien babe, anyone see that news piece about the woman who wanted "less attention" from men - a way to show them she wasn't interested in dating - so she got plastic surgery to add a third boob? Oh, and she claims it has NOTHING to do with the fact that she wants to star in a reality show.
Here's the story. Notice that she is wearing a custom bikini top to reduce getting attention from men.
I didn't see that but I immediately shared it with everyone. I'm sure getting a show on MTV will help her get less attention. I mean, who watches MTV anymore..?
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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 15 - Psycho Sam Busts In
« on: September 22, 2014, 03:54:00 PM »
We've seen the posters before already, unless he spent his last wages on new posters..
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Discuss Anything / Re: Science humour
« on: September 22, 2014, 05:16:43 AM »
I knew there was something else I was meant to be doing! It's so easy to get distracted these days..
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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 15 - Psycho Sam Busts In
« on: September 22, 2014, 05:14:26 AM »Question for all: Is is obvious who the two dorks in the picture are?
Clearly Eddie feels betrayed by Joe for going to that party rather than hang out with him and watch Creepy Space Party. Now he's resigned to staring at this old photo and sigh frequently. He was probably thinking of starting a grunge band when Sam barged in.
The first panel really nailed it.
Babe Alert: the chick in that red poster is fuckin' smokin'.
You must be an expert in doing Rorschach tests..
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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 15 - Psycho Sam Busts In
« on: September 21, 2014, 12:18:37 PM »I am so ready to have Psycho Sam's story blow up some balls.
The resulting gore would definitely fit with the rest of the comic, although it would probably cut the story rather short..
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Discuss Anything / Re: Science humour
« on: September 21, 2014, 05:23:02 AM »Fuck. That banana article is so simultaneously high-brow and low-brow that it's going to cause a rift int the space-time continuum.
I thinks that's already happened, but they stopped the gap with the ig nobel prizes.
Last one is a neurodevelopmental analysis of Winnie the Pooh characters..