Was it because she couldn't see that bowl of space noodles on her lap anymore..? 
That should have been one of my methods of weeding out the babes I was talking to back on my mid-90s days of being a cyber stud on AOL. Since almost no one had pictures of themselves back then, I had to rely on physical descriptions, and of course most girls aren't upfront with bust size, despite it being of paramount importance. So I could have simply asked, "If you're eating a bowl of space noodles that's sitting in your lap, would you have any trouble seeing it?" If they say something like, "Uh, no, of course not. Why would I?" Then I know it's time to move on.
If only I could get a time machine.
Haha I'm sure there a whole list of trick questions you could come up with!
I'm slowly taking over this comic, can you tell?
Right. Someday I'll come to this site and find Eddie up in the header image is now wearing a lab coat, a goatee, and non-sun glasses.
He'll also be grinning like a happy idiot when people aren't sure anymore whether to take him serious or not.
Sweet, I'm loving this outer space anime-inspired bounty hunting crazy demon shinobi classic movie referencing craziness! Super anxious to see this interact with the main story.
This isn't the main story?
Hmmm... I'm actually stumped as to whether you're being serious or not. Good job.
When in doubt, not serious..

Babe Alert: Like an oasis in the seemingly neverending desert of dude, Ket saves the day with her luscious curves, beautiful face, and bountiful t--
A welcome respite to the sausage fest you mean haha! "t--" means jugglers? Fun bags? Mammaries?
Jugglers? I know of jugs, of course (boy, do I!) but jugglers is a new one on me. Typo, or more of your crazy Euro-slang?
People pretty much just make it up as they go along here really. I don't know how many alternatives for the word "drunk" I've heard around here by now as I lost count a few years ago.
Not sure if Rijst is joking or what, but I wasn't censoring myself - the joke is that I was starting to write "tits" but got "interrupted" by Adam's shocking admission of guilt.
I completely missed that because I was so full of myself. Sorry about that..
Did I break the record for the number of quotes and sub-quotes just now?