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I hardly even noticed the posters  the first time, they kind of blend into the background and move the focus to Eddy and Psycho Sam..

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Discuss Anything / Re: Science humour
« on: September 20, 2014, 01:10:38 PM »
Wah-wah-waaahhhhh... Ba-dum-tish.

It's not comedy gold I agree, but at least it doesn't take itself as serious as this one: Frictional Coefficient under Banana Skin.

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Discuss Anything / Science humour
« on: September 20, 2014, 09:21:15 AM »
It's not from the eighties and it's not related to satanism or ninjas either, but it's funny so I thought I'd share..

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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Movie Review - Revenge of the Ninja [1983]
« on: September 18, 2014, 04:04:57 AM »
Those ex-cons look like they went to jail for over-doing stereotypes. A fat biker, a skater, a cowboy and what appears to be a wannabe-kamikaze? I agree, near maximum for the ridiculous outfits.

Was there any explanation for the ninjas to slaughter the family in the beginning? Any other than everyone apparently still living in the middle ages?

Love the reviews, keep it up!

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Reminds me a bit of the lich from Adventure Time.



With a large dose of Satan and Awesome.

It also has a beard and mustache, which automatically makes it some kind of ninja-master of legend..

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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Midoricon 2014
« on: September 13, 2014, 11:52:26 AM »
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(The Scottish will have a referendum on independence from the UK next week)

I had no idea that was going on. Crazy.

Yeah emotions are running pretty high here at the moment. I can't wait to have it all over with to be honest, people seem to like nothing more than shove their opinions down your throat. I'm also not voting, I'm trying to get a job elsewhere so I don't feel I have a stake in the outcome at all..

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First thought after reading this: how on earth does pizza papa get his hands on the glove that's missing here (and know it's part of a pair). Does he have a secret past as intergalactic badass, leaving surprises in secret chambers? But then I guess the 80's were full of mysteries like this and maybe we should just take it for granted.


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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Midoricon 2014
« on: September 12, 2014, 03:05:50 PM »
Very true. I just wish our first convention could've been a small local once, as that would've greatly minimized our expenses. But we're having some trouble finding local conventions that'll have us, due to the religious/conservative nature of our city.

You put yourselves in quite a specific niche in that respect.

I can hardly imagine what it's like to live in a very religious or conservative city. I mean, the Dutch generally aren't particularly conservative and I currently live in a city where someone decided to play the imperial march to welcome MPs coming to campaign against independence.

(The Scottish will have a referendum on independence from the UK next week)

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I tried rotating it but I can't get beyond swaffling and that's a common enough skill I think..

Haha. Nice to know that my favorite bedroom special maneuver has a name.

I do everything at maximum intensity.

I'd hate to be your neighbour..

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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Midoricon 2014
« on: September 12, 2014, 05:33:00 AM »
Sounds like conventioning is pretty intense and a skill in itself, with a steep learning curve to boot! I guess it's better to learn all of these things at a small convention than at a large one though, where you could probably really make a splash if you're well prepared.

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Discuss Anything / Re: satan raising hell in oklahoma
« on: September 11, 2014, 03:15:03 AM »
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[...] for example I'd like to fuck your wife!

I love this piece..

Seriously though, I don't understand the fuss. If the law states that people can put up statues like that they should allow it, period. If some people are offended by certain statues, then they should try to have the law changed and not allow any religious monuments in public places. If they can't manage it's time to suck it up, that's how the people who came up with democracy intended it to be. Is this really so hard to understand?

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The chicks dig rotating cocks, man. Learn to pull that off and you'll lead a sexual conquest all across Europe. They'll call you Napoleon, uh, Bonerparty. Hell yeah.

Or Alexander the great rotator, since Alexander is my middle name.

I tried rotating it but I can't get beyond swaffling and that's a common enough skill I think..

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Multiple pairs of breasts are okay in my book any day of the week.

I take it you're a fan of Total Recall then?

I said pairs.

You're just being picky. Unless you're one of thos people who insists on even numbers, such as the volume setting on your tv..  ;)

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Why don't they teach us these things in school?? ;)

Imagine trying to talk about this to a group of angsty teenagers.. :)

Multiple pairs of breasts are okay in my book any day of the week.

I take it you're a fan of Total Recall then?

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Don't they just excrete egg cells or something?

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