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I'll see your Hannibal scene and raise you this scene from the '81 horror film, Evilspeak (NSFW).

Pigs munching on boobs > pigs munching on a maimed and disabled old geezer..  8)

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Discuss Anything / Re: Karate Kickstarter
« on: February 05, 2015, 02:00:49 AM »
I can do some python programming. This needs to happen once my thesis corrections are in, if only it's just a test version for the concept..

Noted for the future. Ghoul actually does programming as well, and he's always wanted to make a game, so we might be all set in regards to that, assuming he isn't too busy if or when the time comes. The real issue would be the art. All that pixel art would take a lot of work, and that's time that Jessica would have to spend away from the comic. And I doubt she'd want anyone else to do the art.

I also note that you no longer seem to buy your science stuff from Bio-Rad. That's too bad.

Oh brilliant! I'm not a pro or anything but it's definitely something to keep in mind.

We still do buy stuff from Bio-Rad but they don't sell many consumables. Also, I was getting goodle adds of Bio-Rad everywhere I went which was getting a bit annoying. Not sure if my link here has anything to do with it but I thought the point was made by now.. 

I'll put it back if the ads keep popping up, I didn't know people actually looked at signatures. 8)

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Discuss Anything / Re: Karate Kickstarter
« on: February 04, 2015, 03:38:22 AM »
Also, if you can find programmers, a game of Dude Shinobi like what I previous mentioned in a forum post.

A Dude Shinobi brawler game would be a dream come true. Maybe someday...

I can do some python programming. This needs to happen once my thesis corrections are in, if only it's just a test version for the concept..

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What would happen to the poor souls that didn't get a jelly bean in in time?

I don't know. It was a pretty intimidating pig, so I think everyone always gave it a jelly bean. But if I had to guess, I image it'd probably just grunt at you in annoyance until you payed its toll.

No Hannibal-esque scenes then? Probably for the best..

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Oh yeah, also when I was a teenager I lived near some people that had a big pet pig. If you went over to their house and the pig didn't know you, it'd come up to you and act sort of aggressive. The only way to placate it was to give it a jellybean, so they kept a bowl of jellybeans near the entrance door. Thus, if you went over to their house for the first time, you'd see this big fucking pig coming at you and the people in the house would start shouting, "Quick, give him a jellybean!" I'm totally not making this up.

Home-made action movies, killer pigs that need bribing with jelly beans, your neighbourhood was much more exciting than the one I grew up in!

What would happen to the poor souls that didn't get a jelly bean in in time?

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Man, being greeted by a pig when coming home would be so cool. :)

Perfect set-up for a very rude "your mother" joke.. ;)

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Ninja Commander is definitely Saturday morning cartoon villain, distracted by a Game Boy hahaha!

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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
« on: January 30, 2015, 10:57:54 AM »
Throwing up in an MRI machine is generally a bad idea, for obvious reasons. The important thing is you survived the whole ordeal..

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BABE ALERT: ...is Tina ever too good for that guy. I can see him fucking up that relationship once he sobers up and overthinks the situation.

I can see him getting overconfident again during each and every party from now on and her getting fed up with him being leathered every time..

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Babe Alert: A lady that can titfuck her own uvula? That's my kind of girl.

She's all yours hahaha!

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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
« on: January 28, 2015, 03:55:44 PM »
She went for classic instead, the 4th movement of Dvorak's 9th symphony..

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after some kind defeat

This part was pretty obvious at least. And why else would he be in the woods by himself..?

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Given we're in the 198X universe, you'd have to parody the name Seven Doors of Death if this is in America - it didn't get a released as the Beyond in the US until the mid-90's.

Seven Whores of Death - I just came up with Sam's next terrifying porn adventure.

Did you just start a discussion with yourself? Good catch though, you must be a The Beyond expert.

You'd have to write that into the story though. Like a frame where the police find the dead ninja and one cop asks "Why do his eyes look that way?" and then another replies with "That's what your eyes look like after you've gazed into Hell. Haven't you seen The Beyond?". The first cop then says "No, I haven't.". You could even make him look like me, since I too haven't seen The Beyond..

Except all movies/video games/bands and such in the 198X-verse have to have a parody name that is usually another way to say the same thing (e.g. New Kids on the Block becomes Fresh Teens on the Street), or the parody name references the content of the original (e.g. Caddyshack becomes Gopher Golf). So The Beyond would become something like The Afterlife (if I were feeling lazy) or perhaps Hellgate Hotel.

The really lazy solution would be calling it Over there somewhere, or you could refer to a non-existing sequel, Beyond the beyond

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That's true, but isn't that mostly to save money on the special effects budget?

I believe the tradition began in books and folktales well before film came along, so I don't think that's the only reason. Besides, it allows you to have the big dramatic reveal where the girl discovers that the evil werewolf that she just killed was actually her boyfriend/teacher/grandpa/mail man. Or, if the story wants to be even more shocking, the beast will turn out to be a woman. Oooooo...

It's a true literary tradition! To be honest I only realised the wings were gone after revisiting the page where he got shot. One other way is to update the page to show the wings disappearing / disintegrating in frame 7 of Spooky Powers..

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Discuss Anything / Re: Satan Ninja 201X?
« on: January 27, 2015, 12:57:21 PM »
Perhaps we wouldn't call it Satan Ninja. It could be something more topical for that era. Perhaps Terrorist Zombie 201X.

Not fair, he/she just keeps blowing himself up and coming back to life. How about Lolcat Islamophobe 201Emoji?

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Yeah, I'll probably end up toning down the ninja's eyes. That, or we could make up an excuse like, "That's what your eyes look like after you've gazed into Hell, like in The Beyond."

You'd have to write that into the story though. Like a frame where the police find the dead ninja and one cop asks "Why do his eyes look that way?" and then another replies with "That's what your eyes look like after you've gazed into Hell. Haven't you seen The Beyond?". The first cop then says "No, I haven't.". You could even make him look like me, since I too haven't seen The Beyond..

Eddie went throught all that shit in just 24 hours? Poor guy.

Yeah, I know it seems odd that such little time has passed in the comic since nearly a year has passed in reality since we launched this thing. But the comic opens during Eddie's birthday party on Thursday night, and then Connor's pool party took place Friday night. Busy couple of days.

I suspect he'll probably snap after two days like this. Of course the comic involves quite a few parallel story lines so it takes a while for it to progress in-story..

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Edit: by the way, where did the ninja's wings go?

We talked about whether we should include his wings or not when Jessica was sketching out the page. We decided not to since it's a pretty common trope in fiction for creatures that have shape-shifted in some way to revert to their natural state upon death.

That's true, but isn't that mostly to save money on the special effects budget?

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