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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Music Video - Mötley Crüe - Looks That Kill [1983]

« on: September 25, 2014, 06:26:21 PM »

Here's my best guess at the story of this music video:

Mötley Crüe rule the fantasy-wasteland. They've scoured the land, rounding up all the remaining babes and corral them into a pen so they can force the babes to watch them perform all day and night. But then some kind of warrior goddess babe busts out of a stone monument and frees the slave babes. Mötley Crüe try to put the Warrior Babe in her place but she, I dunno, leaps around and shit. But then Mötley Crüe, with their spooky powers combined, are able to banish her into Hell.

I'm thinking of writing a novelization of this music video. It's the only way to truly do this story justice.

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Discuss Blog Entries / Music Video - Mötley Crüe - Looks That Kill [1983]

« on: September 25, 2014, 03:22:34 PM »

Read it here!

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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 15 - Psycho Sam Busts In

« on: September 23, 2014, 09:21:40 PM »

Speaking of which, namely last week's multibreasted alien babe, anyone see that news piece about the woman who wanted "less attention" from men - a way to show them she wasn't interested in dating - so she got plastic surgery to add a third boob? Oh, and she claims it has NOTHING to do with the fact that she wants to star in a reality show.

Here's the story. Notice that she is wearing a custom bikini top to reduce getting attention from men.

Not to rain on the tri-titty parade, but the girl is full of shit.

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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 15 - Psycho Sam Busts In

« on: September 23, 2014, 01:25:42 AM »

Babe Alert: the chick in that red poster is fuckin' smokin'.

Once Jessica gets around to updating this page, your joke will be totally lost on all future forum viewers.

Clearly Eddie feels betrayed by Joe for going to that party rather than hang out with him and watch Creepy Space Party. Now he's resigned to staring at this old photo and sigh frequently. He was probably thinking of starting a grunge band when Sam barged in.

Hahaha!

Well I was disappointed that it wasn't released on Saturday, but I can't complain because you guy's have been awesome at uploading on time.

Hey, it was only a few hours late. Technically.

Well we've only seen a few posters in the closeup, This is the 1st time we see Eddies full bedroom if I'm not missing anything in the back pages.

Right, the posters on the wall above Eddie's pillow weren't shown before.

I really just meant that more of an 80's culture joke because Eddie I'm sure is not into the christian hair metal band Stryper.   Part of my dry sometimes awkward sarcasm

If (er, when) a Satan Ninja 198X movie is made, I should totally approach Stryper about writing a theme song.

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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 15 - Psycho Sam Busts In

« on: September 21, 2014, 12:52:19 PM »

The resulting gore would definitely fit with the rest of the comic, although it would probably cut the story rather short..

Fuck... the horrible, horrible imagery...

Question for all: Is is obvious who the two dorks in the picture are?

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Discuss Anything / Re: Science humour

« on: September 21, 2014, 12:49:46 PM »

So that's the kind of shit you guys use the grant money on. No wonder we still don't have a real cure for baldness (which is obviously the greatest plight of mankind).

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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Movie Review - Revenge of the Ninja [1983]

« on: September 21, 2014, 03:07:25 AM »

Interesting. I don't blame Busty Blonde for losing interest in acting, though. I mean, once you've done a movie where you get to slap the shit out of a little boy, there's no place to go but down.

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Discuss Anything / Re: Science humour

« on: September 21, 2014, 03:05:42 AM »

Fuck. That banana article is so simultaneously high-brow and low-brow that it's going to cause a rift int the space-time continuum. And it'll all the be fault of you wacky science types.

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Discuss Comic Pages / Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 15 - Psycho Sam Busts In

« on: September 21, 2014, 02:54:02 AM »

It's nice to finally get Sam in the comic proper.

Jessica plans to give Eddie more detailed posters, but we didn't want to hold off any longer on posting the page. So for the time being, just pretend Eddie's really into abstract art.

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Discuss Anything / Re: Science humour

« on: September 20, 2014, 12:02:48 PM »

Wah-wah-waaahhhhh... Ba-dum-tish.

But yeah, this is the "Discuss Anything" part of the forum, so topics need not be related to 80s or ninjas or satans.

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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Movie Review - Revenge of the Ninja [1983]

« on: September 18, 2014, 12:53:05 PM »

Was there any explanation for the ninjas to slaughter the family in the beginning? Any other than everyone apparently still living in the middle ages?

No explanation other than Sho's family had been fighting rival ninja clans for generations. I suppose it also could have been orchestrated by Braden in order to convince Sho to move to America and start up the doll business with him. But that's probably not the case since some of the ninjas attack Braden, and he kills them.

Funny that you mention the middle ages, because when we were watching that scene it seemed like the setting was way too antiquated to be set in 1970s Tokyo. I went and added a little tidbit to the review about that.

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Discuss Blog Entries / Movie Review - Revenge of the Ninja [1983]

« on: September 17, 2014, 11:02:53 PM »

Read it here!

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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 14 - Secret Chamber

« on: September 15, 2014, 11:38:11 PM »

The first time we saw the bounty hunters, I didn't like how the action was being moved to a brand-new setting with different people - mostly because of the gradual one-page-per-week nature of the comic and me wanting to see what happens with the main cast. But as we spend more time with them, I'm really getting to like the BHs and their crazy '80s outer space setting.

Awesome. I'm glad you're warming up to the bounty hunters.

However, didn't you originally discover the comic when I posted the first bounty hunter page to Reddit?

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Discuss Comic Pages / Re: Issue 2 - Party Like It's 198X - Page 14 - Secret Chamber

« on: September 13, 2014, 09:19:41 AM »

I'll just say that there is an explanation about the gloves. It's not just completely random.

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Discuss Blog Entries / Re: Midoricon 2014

« on: September 13, 2014, 08:55:02 AM »

I can hardly imagine what it's like to live in a very religious or conservative city.

I hardly notice it since I rarely go out and I'm surrounded by like-minded people.

(The Scottish will have a referendum on independence from the UK next week)

I had no idea that was going on. Crazy.