Issue 2 Page 10 Posted
August 16, 2014 - 10:55pm by Adam Dravian

August 16, 2014 - 10:55pm by Adam Dravian
August 13, 2014 - 7:14am by Adam Dravian
Devo, of course, are mostly known for their big 1980 new wave hit, "Whip It." Which is bullshit.
What they should be known for, is the video for "Freedom of Choice," the title track off the same album "Whip It" is on. I hadn't seen this video until earlier this year, when Jessica subjected me to a marathon viewing of Devo music videos. It's . . . majestic.
August 9, 2014 - 2:57am by Adam Dravian
August 6, 2014 - 7:09am by Adam Dravian

The Octagon came first, but Enter the Ninja usually gets the credit for truly (jump)kickstarting the '80’s ninja craze. Or maybe people just think that because of its title. Whatever. At least it was smart enough to know that when you make a movie all about ninjas, you should have the word “Ninja” in the fucking title. Seriously, "The Octagon" has to be the worst name for a ninja movie, ever. But fuck that, this review is about Enter the Ninja (my review of The Octagon can be read here).
Enter the Ninja is the first in a trilogy of movies, followed by Revenge of the Ninja, and Ninja III: The Domination. The movies in this “Ninja Trilogy” share absolutely no plot continuity, but they’re all ninja movies starring Sho Kasugi and were produced by the same company, so good enough. In fact, this company, Cannon Films, then went on to produce the American Ninja franchise, so Cannon is basically the king of ‘80s ninja films.
August 2, 2014 - 9:45pm by Adam Dravian
All characters in Satan Ninja 198X are portrayed by actors aged 18 and older.
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