Satan Ninja 198X

Forum => Discuss Blog Entries => Topic started by: Adam Dravian on January 22, 2015, 07:51:44 AM

Title: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Adam Dravian on January 22, 2015, 07:51:44 AM
Read it here! (https://satanninja.com/blog/2015/01/if-adam-dravian-drew-satan-ninja-198x)
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Post by: ilovegarages on January 22, 2015, 08:46:46 AM
Flawless execution. this brings joy to my heart.
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Rijst on January 22, 2015, 11:32:58 AM
Hahaha! I just made my manager think she said something funny by laughing in the office.
You're right, you guys could just step in for each other. No more late pages, Adam can just draw a few frames to get the page in in time..  8)
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Gregg Samsa on January 22, 2015, 01:51:04 PM
Those ghost boobs could be bigger.
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Post by: Michigander1911 on January 22, 2015, 03:42:14 PM
Those ghost boobs could be bigger.

I'm with Gregg on this point. 

Not bad at all though really.  I mean it's like 100x better than I could ever do. 
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Rijst on January 22, 2015, 05:12:13 PM
Sam has clearly been using something else than in Jessica's page though, that manic grin has XTC written all over it..
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Post by: Jessica Safron on January 22, 2015, 05:28:24 PM
Hahaha. I had no idea Adam was going to do this. I love it.

Last night I installed Autodesk SketchBook Express on my phone. As Adam was tucking me in for sleep, I told him to draw me with it, instead of telling me the usual bedtime story about things he saw on the Internet that day.

(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ZLRiz2ij9aU/VMGFX4yxOfI/AAAAAAAAAqk/i5Heg_GAaEM/s512/2015-01-21%2BAdam%27s%2BSketchBook%2BExpress%2BPortrait%2B-%2BSketch2240133.jpg)

The exhilarating experience must have inspired him to draw more.
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Adam Dravian on January 22, 2015, 07:47:28 PM
Dammmit, Jessica! That drawing was a super special thing I did for you in the privacy of our bedroom!  :'(
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Post by: Jessica Safron on January 23, 2015, 08:35:49 AM
Haha, I like how the special thing "for the bedroom" is so much tamer than your publicly displayed drawing of tits and dick.

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If the Ghostbusty looks a little weird, that's because she's a ghost.

So good. I love you.
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Rijst on January 23, 2015, 05:52:19 PM
Haha, I like how the special thing "for the bedroom" is so much tamer than your publicly displayed drawing of tits and dick.

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If the Ghostbusty looks a little weird, that's because she's a ghost.

So good. I love you.

Get a room! Oh wait..

I told him to draw me with it, [...]

Like one of his French girls..?
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Post by: Rae on January 23, 2015, 09:33:52 PM
Sketched Jessica kiiiinda looks like a bra-clad Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Post by: Adam Dravian on January 24, 2015, 01:02:37 AM
Sketched Jessica kiiiinda looks like a bra-clad Sonic the Hedgehog.

Hahaha! That's what I said to Jessica after I drew it. It reminds me of some of the awful Sonic fan art I've seen on the web. Like my favorite fucked up Sonic ripoff, Sonichu (http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_%28character%29) (warning: if you're not familiar with Sonichu, clicking on that link could lead you down a very long and insane rabbit hole).

The true story behind that Jessica picture is this: I was putting Jessica to sleep (since her shifts have been starting at around 4am she goes to bed waaaaay before me), and she was adamant that I use her stupid touch screen phone to draw a picture of her before I left. I pretty much hate using any kind of touch screen device to navigate, let alone draw, so I drew that picture of her in mild frustrated annoyance just to placate her.
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Rijst on January 24, 2015, 11:08:34 AM
I shouldn't have clicked that Sonichu link, and even after I did I should've stopped at the penis-tattoo.
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Adam Dravian on January 24, 2015, 07:57:14 PM
Haha, I warned you. I think I wasted an entire day on that wiki. It just kept getting more insane the more I learned.
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Rijst on January 25, 2015, 06:53:01 AM
I didn't read any of it beyond "He is a combination of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu" fortunately..
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Post by: Jessica Safron on January 25, 2015, 06:10:40 PM
warning: if you're not familiar with Sonichu, clicking on that link could lead you down a very long and insane rabbit hole).

It's true. Adam accidentally became an expert on the entire life of Christian Weston Chandler.

The true story behind that Jessica picture is this: I was putting Jessica to sleep (since her shifts have been starting at around 4am she goes to bed waaaaay before me), and she was adamant that I use her stupid touch screen phone to draw a picture of her before I left. I pretty much hate using any kind of touch screen device to navigate, let alone draw, so I drew that picture of her in mild frustrated annoyance just to placate her.

The true true story is that I'd just had an MRI and was on Xanax for the first time (to treat my severe phobia of hypodermic syringes) and was still feeling a little dumb. The CT scan that helped diagnose my pancreatitis also showed some tiny lesion on my liver. They've determined from the MRI that I have what appears to be a non-cancerous growth, and said I should get an ultrasound in three months to make sure it isn't growing.

So for the MRI, I was given headphones and had my pick of music, just like the assisted suicide service in Soylent Green. My conversation with the radiologists went like this:

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Xanaxy-Me: .....How about..... Slayer?

Radiologist #1: Sure, we could do that!

Xanax: Wait.... How about... 80s Slayer? Wait, probably too specific. ....How about..... Danzig?"

Radiologist #2 pops in from somewhere: Lamb of God?

Xanax: Ugh! No way!

Radiologist #1: Don't you want something to keep you calm?

Xanax: Eh, I thought Slayer might make me feel powerful. Just do classical, I guess.
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Post by: Rijst on January 26, 2015, 11:34:17 AM
Wasn't the Xanax supposed to calm you down already? So what did you listen to in the end?
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Post by: Michigander1911 on January 28, 2015, 03:31:25 PM
Wasn't the Xanax supposed to calm you down already? So what did you listen to in the end?

Yeah I kinda want to know now too.   

That had to be the 1st time anyone has requested Slayer for an MRI.  Reign In Blood would have been an appropriate choice I think. 
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Rijst on January 28, 2015, 03:55:44 PM
She went for classic instead, the 4th movement of Dvorak's 9th symphony..
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Post by: Adam Dravian on January 29, 2015, 08:11:51 AM
Jessica told me she intends to respond to this, someday. But yeah, Rijst is right. She settled for classical. Which, is actually what she said in her story. Come on guys, work on that reading comprehension. ;)
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Post by: Michigander1911 on January 29, 2015, 02:40:41 PM
Jessica told me she intends to respond to this, someday. But yeah, Rijst is right. She settled for classical. Which, is actually what she said in her story. Come on guys, work on that reading comprehension. ;)

Well I have great reader comprehension.  I was still wondering though, Classical is a broad genre and while I occasionally enjoy it a very boring one.  I really do like Rachmaninoff in minor keys though.  Not sure I would like it sitting in a giant magnet though. 

I personally would have wanted Al Stewart Year of the Cat. 
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Jessica Safron on January 29, 2015, 03:25:27 PM
Jessica told me she intends to respond to this, someday. But yeah, Rijst is right. She settled for classical. Which, is actually what she said in her story. Come on guys, work on that reading comprehension. ;)

Well I have great reader comprehension.  I was still wondering though, Classical is a broad genre and while I occasionally enjoy it a very boring one.  I really do like Rachmaninoff in minor keys though.  Not sure I would like it sitting in a giant magnet though. 

I personally would have wanted Al Stewart Year of the Cat. 

I was actually gonna say, "To be fair, 'classical' is a whole genre." You beat me to it. Anyway, I have no idea what I listened to, specifically.

Wasn't the Xanax supposed to calm you down already? So what did you listen to in the end?

I was way more calm than I'd been any other time I'd had blood drawn or had an IV. Still had to wiggle my feet and whimper-hum when they put it in, but that's a far cry from crying, hyperventilating, sweating, my face and hands falling asleep, feeling like I'm going to throw up, etc. I have no idea why I'm such a giant baby about it.

I did try listening to Slayer's first album with ear buds when I had to get blood drawn the week after Christmas. It didn't help. That stuff normally pumps me up for anything, but I couldn't even pay attention to it.
Title: Re: If Adam Dravian Drew Satan Ninja 198X
Post by: Rijst on January 30, 2015, 10:57:54 AM
Throwing up in an MRI machine is generally a bad idea, for obvious reasons. The important thing is you survived the whole ordeal..