I guess this would be called manstruation then?
Yes. Gross.
Why not use your imagination rather than that scrambled shit? I mean, I know unexpected boobs can be exciting but this must've taken longer than absolutely necessary..
Oh, I got a lot of mileage out of my imagination, I assure you. But never underestimate the lengths teenage Adam would go to in order to see boobs. I sat through countless awful films on cable premium channels because the content card before the movie showed that it contained "Nudity".
But anyway, I
did have to use my imagination while watching scrambled porn. Like I mentioned before, you could hear the audio just fine, but you couldn't really tell what was going on, so my imagination would fill in the blanks.
Eventually, when I was about fifteen or sixteen, I talked my mom into letting me purchase the Spice Channel for the night (in the US, Spice was the main porn premium channel). I was super pumped, but after watching countless hours of scrambled Spice, seeing the real thing ended up being a total let down. The girls weren't nearly as hot as I made them in my imagination, and to top it off, Spice didn't even show hardcore action.
The movies Spice played were genuine hardcore pornos, so the "actors" were actually going at it, but the Spice version of the movies would only use camera angles that prevented you from seeing any sort of penetration. So, for instance, if a chick was giving a dude head, it'd show a view of her head bobbing from behind, or a reaction shot of the dude's face, or it'd show a closeup of the chick's face, but framed from about the nose up, so you couldn't actually see what her mouth was doing. Totally bogus.
Man, that night was such a letdown.
