Sorry, that's what you get after living in Glasgow for a few years. I'll try to use more slang, just for laughs. Perhaps I should research 80's slang.
If you like that sort of thing, maybe you should consider buying Roger's Profanisaurus. It's full of it, although some of it is a bit far-fetched. We have the Das Krapital edition in the lab and it's been a life saver, especially when some laborious experiment failed after a very long day.
I haven't seen Red Dwarf yet, only one episode once. I heard it's really funny, I'll probably get it on DVD once I finally get a job..