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Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles?
« on: May 06, 2016, 03:16:03 PM »
So I just come across a trailer for the new porn parody of TMNT starring who else but April O'Neil Lol.  The Trailer is funny I haven't actually gone and watched the real deal yet since I'm at work though.  Since I'm sure most of us grew up being the biggest TMNT fans I figured I'd share this and if any of you go destroying your childhood by watching this chime in make our favorite creators shake their heads at not putting rules on this discuss anything forum lol.  Haha totally forgot to add the link.

http://brobible.com/entertainment/article/ten-inch-mutant-ninja-turtles/
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Re: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles?
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2016, 05:06:05 PM »
Holy shit, that was... man, I don't even know. Actually, I'm surprised it took this long for the porn star April O'Neil to star in a TMNT parody. But there's something terrifying about the way the turtles look that I think would make it real hard to pop a boner while watching that.

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Re: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles?
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2016, 05:02:08 PM »
Leonhardo..?

There'll be an audience for this, after all there's zombie porn..
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Re: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles?
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2016, 07:31:14 PM »
Leonhardo..?

Bravo. And there's the obvious Shred-her. Wait that sounds more like slaughtering a chick than nailing her. Hmm...

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Re: Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles?
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2016, 04:20:15 PM »
Leonhardo..?

Bravo. And there's the obvious Shred-her. Wait that sounds more like slaughtering a chick than nailing her. Hmm...

Yes it does, but then some people have weird fantasies and Shred-her sounds like he's one of them..
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