Author Topic: Movie Review - Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn [1983]  (Read 7233 times)

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Re: Movie Review - Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn [1983]
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2014, 09:05:01 PM »
Man, I'm fucking pissed at this movie having only read that review. Megadeceptive movie posters, from the looks of it.

My first reaction to the posters was something like, "Nice, looks like it could be Logan's Run-ish or something along those lines." Nope.

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Re: Movie Review - Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn [1983]
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2014, 10:36:20 PM »
Rape_expert, I'm kind of afraid of what you might choose as your forum avatar...

Also that review was a fun read. Mad Max Lite has crazy eyes.

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Re: Movie Review - Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn [1983]
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2014, 04:35:00 AM »
That does sound like a terrible movie, albeit one I'd watch with a few mates, drinking beer and making comments like "Mad Max lite"
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