June 26, 2014 - 3:53am by Adam Dravian
First off: fuck this movie.
Secondly, I’m going to spoil the shit out of it, so don’t read on if you care.
March 24, 2014 - 7:50pm by Adam Dravian
As part of our “research” for our comic, we’ve been watching a whole fuck-ton of 80s movies, both to refresh ourselves on the classics and to hopefully uncover some more forgotten gems, like the 1986 horror film Trick or Treat. Since we’re watching these movies, I figured I might as well review some of them.
It felt appropriate to kick off our movie reviews with the film that, as far my Internet sleuthing can uncover, is the first American-made 80s movie about ninjas. It also has Chuck Norris. And, best of all, the thoughts of Chuck Norris.
I’m speaking of the 1980 action film, The Octagon.
![The Octagon [1980] original poster](/sites/satanninja.com/files/resize/images/blog/The%20Octagon%20Poster-480x742.jpg)
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